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    It's A Miracle

    Miraculous you call it babe
    You ain't seen nothing yet
    They've got Pepsi in the Andes
    McDonalds in Tibet
    Yosemite's been turned into
    A golf course for the Japs
    The Dead Sea is alive with rap
    Between the Tigris and Euphrates
    There's a leisure centre now
    They've got all kinds of sports
    They've got Bermuda shorts
    They had sex in Pennsylvania
    A Brazilian grew a tree
    A doctor in Manhattan
    Saved a dying man for free
    It's a miracle
    Another Miracle
    By the grace of God Almighty
    And the pressures of the marketplace
    The human race has civilized itself
    It's a miracle
    We've got warehouses of butter
    We've got oceans of wine
    We've got famine when we need it
    Got designer crime
    We've got Mercedes
    We've got Porsche
    Ferrari and Rolls Royce
    We've got choice
    She said meet me
    In the Garden of Gethsemene my dear
    The Lord said Peter I can see
    Your house from here
    An honest family man
    Finally reaped what he had sown
    A farmer in Ohio has just repaid a loan
    It's a miracle
    By the grace of God Almighty
    And the pressures of the marketplace
    The human race has civilized itself
    It's a miracle
    We cower in our shelters
    With our hands over our ears
    Lloyd-Webber's awful stuff
    Runs for years and years and years
    An earthquake hits the theatre
    But the operetta lingers
    Then the piano lid comes down
    And breaks his fucking fingers
    It's a miracle


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