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Hilarious (sometimes) AIM Conversations

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2002-11-01 [+] (-131) [-]

(02:34:28) Liz: i dont get scared
(02:34:41) hmspgh: uh huh
(02:34:43) hmspgh: ms toughgirl
(02:34:47) Liz: thats me
(02:35:03) hmspgh: i know thats just a tough exterior to hide your tender insides
(02:35:06) hmspgh: like a chicken mcnugget
(02:35:12) Liz: ?!
(02:35:19) Liz: i am NOT a chicken mcnugget
(02:35:28) hmspgh: i said you were LIKE a chicken mcnugget
(02:35:36) Liz: either way!
(02:35:39) hmspgh: if you WERE a chicken mcnugget
(02:35:40) hmspgh: id say
(02:35:43) hmspgh: GET IN MY BELLY
(02:35:45) hmspgh: btu you're not
(02:35:46) hmspgh: so
(02:35:50) Liz: your weird
(02:36:02) hmspgh: yup
(02:36:05) hmspgh: i know
(02:36:48) hmspgh: heh
(02:37:48) Liz: if im a nugget, then your a bigmac
(02:38:03) hmspgh: i said you were LIKE a mcnugget
(02:38:11) hmspgh: you dont get my analogy, do you ?
(02:38:16) hmspgh: but
(02:38:19) hmspgh: am i biggie sized ?
(02:38:22) Liz: you called me a chicken mcmugget :)
(02:38:28) Liz: err
(02:38:30) Liz: nugget
(02:38:34) hmspgh: MCMUGGET
(02:38:37) hmspgh: !
(02:38:47) Liz: no, your not biggie sized
(02:38:56) hmspgh: D00D
(02:38:58) hmspgh: low blow
(02:39:05) hmspgh: fine
(02:39:09) hmspgh: if im not biggie sized
(02:39:16) Liz: then what
(02:39:28) hmspgh: i dont know
(02:39:35) Liz: hehe THOUGHT SO
(02:39:40) hmspgh: you're a kiddie meal, then.
(02:39:49) hmspgh: so HA!
(02:39:55) Liz: i cant be a whole meal
(02:40:02) hmspgh: sure you can
(02:40:16) hmspgh: mcnuggets, fries, and a drink.
(02:40:24) Liz: dont forget the toy
(02:40:35) hmspgh: where's the toy ?
(02:40:57) Liz: you always get a toy in happy meals
(02:41:00) hmspgh: heh
(02:41:00) hmspgh: ok
(02:41:09) hmspgh: *makes wooshing sound, points above TEH LIZ's head*
(02:41:17) hmspgh: ok kiddie meal
(02:41:17) Liz: yes yes i got it
(02:41:34) Liz: i just didnt want to respond :)
(02:41:38) hmspgh: uh huh
(02:42:15) Liz: im a happy meal...so that would mean, im tasty, refreshing, and fun to play with...cool ill be happy meal :P
(02:42:58) hmspgh: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(02:43:15) hmspgh: this whole conversation is going on the funny page.
(02:43:27) Liz: hehe
(02:43:44) hmspgh: but if im a big mac, that means
(02:43:48) hmspgh: construction workers like me
(02:43:53) hmspgh: i fill them up
(02:43:53) Liz: haha
(02:44:09) hmspgh: i dont think i want to be a big mac
(02:44:22) hmspgh: then again, kiddies are playing with you, so...
(02:44:27) Liz: haha
(02:44:30) hmspgh: oooh
(02:44:33) hmspgh: ill be a mcsalad
(02:44:37) Liz: pfft
(02:44:38) hmspgh: women can shake me
(02:44:39) hmspgh: :P
(02:44:41) Liz: HAHA
(02:44:53) Liz: and feel good about it to :)
(02:44:58) hmspgh: yup
(02:45:03) hmspgh: spread their dressing around
(02:45:18) hmspgh: they like the dressing
(02:45:25) hmspgh: heh
(02:45:30) Liz: oh geez
(02:46:03) hmspgh: :P
(02:46:08) hmspgh: you ph33r my preverted mind
(02:46:27) Liz: it can be scary, yes
(02:46:42) Liz: cause you actually put thought into this :)