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Hilarious (sometimes) AIM Conversations

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2003-02-13 [+] (-139) [-]

(12:39:51) Kris: so i ended up with this chick last weekend.
(12:39:57) Kris: she was hot, seemed nice and all..
(12:40:03) Kris: we went out to movies, then bar, then my place.
(12:40:09) hmspgh: and
(12:40:12) hmspgh: she turned out to be a guy
(12:40:16) Kris: to quote you, "she was like something out of fight club"
(12:40:30) Kris: kept it going until about 2 (we got there ~9), and
(12:40:33) Kris: then we went to the diner.
(12:40:37) Kris: and at the diner,
(12:40:40) hmspgh: she asked for money
(12:40:42) Kris: she told me she was dating someone.
(12:40:47) Kris: lol, you're a dork.