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Hilarious (sometimes) AIM Conversations

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2003-02-08 [+] (-139) [-]

Shawn Wall (11:32:21AM): your zelda discs ship?
hmspgh (11:32:31AM): no; i forgot to tell them to ship the bonus cds first
Shawn Wall (11:32:35AM): oops
hmspgh (11:32:39AM): yeah
hmspgh (11:32:41AM): oops indeed
hmspgh (11:32:52AM): much like when i was fucking your mom and slipped and wound up in her ass
Shawn Wall (11:33:01AM): 'you know you're in my ass, right?
hmspgh (11:33:05AM): not just my cock, mind you, but MY WHOLE BODY
Shawn Wall (11:33:08AM): lol
Shawn Wall (11:33:11AM): nastay
hmspgh (11:33:14AM): very
hmspgh (11:33:26AM): almost as nastay as CENSORED not showering for a day then asking me to go down on her
Shawn Wall (11:33:30AM): omg