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Hilarious (sometimes) AIM Conversations

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2003-01-10 [+] (-326) [-]

[ this really happened @ around 4.00PM ]:
(Walking back from Zach's desk, I use the airspray can to shoot the side of Shawn's head. He hits me.)
Shawn: That's not fair, I can't get you unless your back is turned to the window, like if you were looking out and jerking off.
Me: But then I'd rip my balls off.
(Shawn wall came over to my desk)
Me: Have a mint (holding up can of Penguin mints)
Shawn: I've already got two in my mouth.
[Shawn proceeds to fall over laughing]