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2003-06-26 [+] (-154) [-]

(03:56:24) Susan: these guys make a ton of money
(03:57:31) hmspgh: be a mime, then
(03:57:45) hmspgh: you could be the S&J mimes
(04:00:58) Susan: i'm not spiritually inspired by the lord.
(04:01:11) Susan: that's why they make money. regular mimes don't make money.
(04:01:46) Susan: see, if you became a gospel senior software engineer, you could retire at 30.
(04:02:51) hmspgh: the LORD sayeth unto me... always name your columns in an SQL statement.