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Hilarious (sometimes) AIM Conversations

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2003-10-07 [+] (-168) [-]

(Summarized, kind of)
Shawn: So I had a Shephard's Pie last night. But it's not really a pie.
Howie: Why's that? The name is kinda misleading then, eh?
Shawn: Well, it lacks crust. Pies have crusts, so this isn't a pie.
Howie: OK, so what's in it?
Shawn: Well, it's in a bowl... it's actually more of a stew.
Howie: OK.
Shawn: See, if it had a lower crust, then it'd be a pie. See, your pizza (pointing to my pizza) is a pie coz it has a crust.
Howie: I see. So it's a stew that's posing as a pie.
(somehow this happened, which was a riot)
Shawn, in a very Oliver-type voice: But it has no crust.
(blah blah blah, other stuff was said about the lack of a crust)
Shawn: So, to be a true pie, it has to have a lower crust.
Shawn: If you put the layer of mashed potatoes as a crust, then it'd be a TRUE Shephard's Pie.
Howie: Right. SO put a method on it.
Shawn: isTruePie(). Or indexOf(crust).
Howie: indexOf(crust) has to be 0, because it's the first thing there.
(ok, this may not be all that funny now, but i can assure you that during the time it was a riot. Yes, we're both programmers. Does it show?)