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Hilarious (sometimes) AIM Conversations

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2004-01-05 [+] (-123) [-]

(11:22:24) hmspgh: i need to buy some shrimp
(11:22:26) hmspgh: make some shrimp salad
(11:22:31) Shawn Wall: umm
(11:22:31) Shawn Wall: ok
(11:22:32) hmspgh: dont ask
(11:22:46) hmspgh: its just one of those random things that my brain is saying "hey, that'd be pretty good right now"
(11:22:53) Shawn Wall: and u're telling me because?
(11:22:57) Shawn Wall: lol
(11:22:58) hmspgh: im not quite sure
(11:23:03) hmspgh: i had to tell somebody
(11:23:08) Shawn Wall: fp
(11:23:11) Shawn Wall: u fucking monkey
(11:23:11) hmspgh: i've been keeping it all pent up inside
(11:23:17) hmspgh: it just broke to the surface
(11:23:24) hmspgh: thusly, you're now blessed with the knowledge
(11:23:26) hmspgh: use it wisely
(11:23:39) Shawn Wall: i'm gonna call u one night and say
(11:23:43) Shawn Wall: i wanna buy some peanut butter
(11:23:47) Shawn Wall: and make a sandwich
(11:23:48) Shawn Wall: then hang up