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Hilarious (sometimes) AIM Conversations

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2004-03-26 [+] (-196) [-]

(talking about creating a dating site)
(09:12:09) Shawn Wall: see
(09:12:11) Shawn Wall: weight requirements
(09:12:12) Shawn Wall: i'm tellin u
(09:12:34) Shawn Wall: also
(09:12:37) Shawn Wall: min. # of teeth
(09:12:44) Shawn Wall: has all limbs (boolean)
(09:12:44) Shawn Wall: etc
(09:12:58) hmspgh: i dunno, i think i could go with a chickie that lacks arms and legs
(09:13:05) Shawn Wall: arms would be good
(09:13:08) hmspgh: its not like she could use her hands to get me off
(09:13:15) Shawn Wall: wow.
(09:13:25) Shawn Wall: u really thought that out
(09:13:32) hmspgh: sick, arent i ?
(09:13:34) Shawn Wall: no
(09:13:35) Shawn Wall: i am
(09:13:49) hmspgh: yeah, oops, forgot who i was talking to
(09:13:51) Shawn Wall: a chick with no legs couldnt pass the curb rule tho
(09:13:52) hmspgh: shawn bundy
(09:14:00) hmspgh: well, she could if they were stumps
(09:14:03) Shawn Wall: LOL