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Hilarious (sometimes) AIM Conversations

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2004-04-14 [+] (-148) [-]

(Gabe lost his wallet somehow)
(09:27:57) hmspgh: phi for teh lunchie
(09:28:06) Gabe: they don't take card
(09:28:18) hmspgh: looks like you better start sucking dick in the bathroom then
(09:28:29) Gabe: I already started
(09:28:35) hmspgh: just like your mom
(09:28:37) Gabe: You gotta go
(09:28:39) Gabe: ?
(09:29:18) hmspgh: i feel uncomfortable in this conversation.
(09:30:04) Gabe: Well, it's your first time...I think...Everyone gets a little nervous their first time
(09:30:23) hmspgh: seriously, quit it
(09:30:25) hmspgh: you're turning me on