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Hilarious (sometimes) AIM Conversations

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2004-04-14 [+] (-150) [-]

Nick: Gabe -- are you going to the John Bon Jovi concert this Friday on the Pitt campus?
Shawn: Yeah, he's coming with Kerry -- can you believe that?
Howie: John Bon Jovi? Didn't he die of AIDS or something?
Nick: What?! Why would he be dead from AIDS?
Howie: Coz everybody's got AIDS these days.
Nick: Only because everyone's been fucking your mom.