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2004-06-22 [+] (-62) [-]

(We spot a gothy guy walking up street with trenchcoat)
Gabe: Those trenchcoats went out of style with the Columbine Massacre.
Howie: You mean the columbine shooting?
Gabe: It was a massacre.
Howie: I think it was just a shooting. 50+ people didn't die, and I think
that's the cut-off point for being qualified as a massacre.
(Shawn Wall comes out of the office)
Gabe: Hey Shawn, was Columbine a massacre or a shooting?
Shawn Wall: it's only a massacre if the people didn't deserve it.