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Hilarious (sometimes) AIM Conversations

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2004-07-07 [+] (-142) [-]

Gabe: This family friend of ours, their 15 year old died from autoeroticasphyxiation.
Gabe: He hung himself in the closet with a belt beating off.
Howie: Ouch. Did he at least cum?
Gabe: wtf?
Howie: Well, if he died that's one thing, but if he died and had blueballs, that's something else.
Howie: I mean, if I was to do that, the least I'd want to happen is to cum. Else I wouldn't have accomplished
anything.