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Hilarious (sometimes) AIM Conversations

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2004-09-30 [+] (-127) [-]

Jeff: Have you thought about New Years resolutions? It's right around the corner, you know.
Howie: I thought it was cancelled this year because of possible Al Qaeda attacks?
Jeff: Mine is to find Jesus.
Howie: ... ...
Jeff: Well, he's apparently been lost for a long time, and I'm sick of people coming to my door asking me if I've found him like it's some kind of Easter egg hunt.