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Hilarious (sometimes) AIM Conversations
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2004-12-20 [+] (-1) [-]
(03:16:07) Joey 3-Shirts: come on Howie I need a date some how!
(03:16:30) Howie: rohypnol.
(03:17:49) Howie: go out to any bar, find some chickie, and start buying her drinks.
(03:18:05) Howie: after about the 2nd or third one, say "how about i stick it in your pooper?"
(03:18:10) Joey 3-Shirts: haha
(03:18:12) Howie: either she'll say ok or slap you
(03:18:31) Howie: if she slaps you, scream out "DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ME IF YOU HAVE A COCK!" and walk away
(03:18:48) Joey 3-Shirts: hahahaha
(03:18:49) Joey 3-Shirts: nice
(03:19:04) Howie: the law of averages says that you'll succeed.