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Hilarious (sometimes) AIM Conversations

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2005-04-26 [+] (-96) [-]

Mike: That goth dude didn't work out.
Howie: sorry to hear that. there are more fish in the sea, blah blah blah.
Mike: Are fish gay? Can they be gay?
Howie: i'm drawing a blank.
Mike: Well anyway, for him being such a big vampire person, he really didn't suck too good.
Howie: ok, see, i dont need to know about this.
Mike: LOL
Howie: i still cant believe you fucked [HOT GIRL IN SCHOOL] and you turned out loving the cock
Mike: Would it make you feel any better if I said she had a stank pussy?
Howie: no, gay men saying some chick has "stank pussy" doesnt mean much
Mike: Her sister, too.
Howie: ...
Howie: just so you know, i've always hated you