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Hilarious (sometimes) AIM Conversations

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2007-08-14 [+] (-167) [-]

(in Vegas, the leash and i got The Hunger for a milkshake)
(we drove around for hours, possibly DAYS, looking for places that had them)
Howie, upon pulling up to a Wendy's: I just wanted to say THANK YOU, because we've been driving around for hours looking for places that are open and have milkshakes, and...
Burger Drone: Our shake machine is down.
Howie: ... I... well... um...
(we had to wait in line while others stuffed their faces full of deepfried fatty foods)
(pulling up to the window, I made the most pitiful frowny face EVAR)
...
(pulling up to a Carl's Jr about 15 minutes later)
Howie: Hi, um... is your shake machine ok?
Indian Burger Drone: Yes!
Howie: I... I love you.
Indian Burger Drone: um, not a problem?