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Hilarious (sometimes) AIM Conversations

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2008-05-29 [+] (-164) [-]

Alicia: Can I quit my job?
Howie: yes
Alicia: Then what will I do?
Howie: Not work!
Alicia: I know! I can be a domestic goddess!
Alicia: Or I can write a book... Memoirs of Alicia...
Howie: ???
Alicia: You know, like Memoirs of A Geisha...