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Hilarious (sometimes) AIM Conversations

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2009-06-10 [+] (-140) [-]

Alex The Mexican: now why would I stick a sandwich up my ass?
Alex The Mexican: It doesn't move
Alex The Mexican: it gets squished when you put it in
Alex The Mexican: a ham would be more arousing than a sandwich
Alex The Mexican: it's like getting a boiled zuchini and sticking it up your ass. You're not going to enjoy it, because it ends up as mush upon entry
Alex The Mexican: it's more maintenance then pleasure
Alex The Mexican: and why am I on a long rant about sticking food up my ass?!?!?!?!?