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2009-09-01 [+] (-203) [-]

Alex the Mexican: Hey, I need you to make this your wawllpaper
wallpaper
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/wikiality/images/thumb/c/c1/GaneshSimpsons.png/65px-GaneshSimpsons.png
Howie: im going to go ahead and say "no".
Alex the Mexican: HAHAHA
only you can get away with it!
Howie: ok
i'll make you a deal
i'll make that my desktop if you make this yours:
http://www.gayblackmania.com/free-sex/gal/black-gay-cock-01/data/black-gay-cock-movie-12.jpg


(sfw)
Alex the Mexican: blocked!
Howie: really?
Alex the Mexican: yup
Howie: http://www.toodarkpark.net/for-alex/wallpaper.jpg
note: i have never looked at that url
Alex the Mexican: BS that was SFW!
Howie: HELLO
THE URL IS GAY BLACK MANIA
AND IT SAYS COCK IN THE URL
HOW THE FUCK COULD THAT EVER BE SFW
Alex the Mexican: You realize that I'm getting fired now, right?
I'm sorry, but I'm a bit busy with shit right now, ya know
Howie: you can claim discrimination because you're a gay mexican
i cant believe you actually looked
wow
just
wow
Alex the Mexican: SOB ... and I fucking clicked it!
Howie: u=dum
Alex the Mexican: FUCK ... that's it ... I'm not accepting anymore links from you
Howie: lol
rofl
Sent at 2:51 PM on Tuesday
Howie: im still laughing about that
Alex the Mexican: I'm still pissed at that
Fuck, I shouldn't trust you with shit! lol
Howie: i dont get how you could think that anything with "gay black mania" and "cock" in the url was remotely sfw
Alex the Mexican: Like I said I wasn't looking
Howie: omg this is going on the funny page
as a classic
+1 billion points for hufflepuff
Alex the Mexican: I saw SFW, I saw a link, and I was like, ok, whatever
I thought you were going to keep it clean
Ganesh, clean ... Your link, WTF?!?!?!
Howie: http://www.toodarkpark.net/aimfunnies/index.phtml/2007?id=453
Alex the Mexican: I'm not touching that either! lol
Howie: that one is seriously sfw
swaerz
Alex the Mexican: naw, I'm fucking traumatized now
Howie: do i even want to ask what the image was ?
Alex the Mexican: I'm scared a big black cock will scroll across the screen
forum, forum, GIANT COCK
hell, it behooves me to think you actually have gay porn stored in your stash
Howie: howie @ tms:[/httpd/www.toodarkpark.net/htdocs/for-alex]
14:49:52 (3638) curl -o wallpaper.jpg "http://www.gayblackmania.com/free-sex/gal/black-gay-cock-01/data/black-gay-cock-movie-12.jpg"
% Total % Received % Xferd Average Speed Time Time Time Current
Dload Upload Total Spent Left Speed
100 48368 100 48368 0 0 14709 0 0:00:03 0:00:03 --:--:-- 21130


howie @ tms:[/httpd/www.toodarkpark.net/htdocs/for-alex]
14:50:10 (3639) file *
wallpaper.jpg: JPEG image data, JFIF standard 1.02
note the times
Alex the Mexican: yeah ... and ...
how the fuck did you know that URL
Howie: that was from an ANCIENT aimfunny
Alex the Mexican: SOB
Howie: http://www.toodarkpark.net/aimfunnies/index.phtml/2006?id=407
from 200 6
oh wow