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Hilarious (sometimes) AIM Conversations

Feel free to rate the below AIM conversations based on humor content, moon phase, oil status, solar flares, etc.

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2009-09-03 [+] (-160) [-]

(i picked up some paan and brought it back to the office, wherein my co-irkers devoured most of it, leaving a single piece)
Alex the Mexican: I'm not fucking around bitch
Alex the Mexican: now your cracker ass is going to offer the lady some pan or I'll make some pan outta your fucking pork ass
Howie the White: i'm sorry, i don't have any change for you.