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Hilarious (sometimes) AIM Conversations

Feel free to rate the below AIM conversations based on humor content, moon phase, oil status, solar flares, etc.

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2009-10-23 [+] (-108) [-]

Alex the Mexican: damn ... this half cookie looks good now!
Howie the Awesome: eat it
Alex the Mexican: can't
Howie the Awesome: can
Alex the Mexican: Christy will kill me
Alex the Mexican: promised ... cookie@!
Howie the Awesome: are you a mexiCAN or a mexiCANT
Alex the Mexican: fuck!
(Alex starts to eat 1/4 of the cookie)
Alex the Mexican: om nom nom
Howie the Awesome: you fat fucking pig you cant save half a cookie for your wife? shows how much you love her.
Alex the Mexican: That's going to an email to her!