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Hilarious (sometimes) AIM Conversations

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2010-06-18 [+] (-58) [-]

Alex (whipping his arm with an iPod cable): Yeah, I'm castrating myself.
Howie: you're doing what now?
Alex: Castrating myself.
Howie: Do you know what 'castration' means?
Alex: Yes, it means to whip myself.
Howie: No, that's flagellation. Castration is when you cut off your balls.
Alex: ...
Alex: 100 points to Hufflepuff.
Howie: Negative-balls points to you.



2010-02-08 [+] (-202) [-]

(finding a solution to accessing a WSS4j service from .NET)
(Tyler finds a "binding" called "MyCoolBinding")
Howie: wtf? cant you rename that to something else?
(Tyler renames the binding to 'Bob')



2010-01-21 [+] (-83) [-]

Brian: what does it mean to firstChild() something? it's not an action. getFirstChild() would have made so much more sense... or even just make it an accessible property so .firstChild
Howie the Awesome: urmom is an accessible property
Brian: my mother is a fish
Howie the Awesome: she sure smells like one
OMG DOUBLEBURN