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Hilarious (sometimes) AIM Conversations
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2005-12-28 [+] (-253) [-]
[20:42:59] *** PERSON [Buddies] is now online =)
[21:41:28] ME: why did you hack my computer and put yourself on my buddy list?
[21:41:40] PERSON: who the hell are you?
[21:41:47] ME: I AM THE ONE ASKING THE QUESTIONS AROUND HERE
[21:41:59] *** PERSON [Buddies] has just logged off :(
2005-12-05 [+] (-209) [-]
Yes, this actually happened. The identities have been withheld to prevent excessive derisive laughter.
Person 1: Dude you'll never believe this. Last night I had a wet fart in bed!
Person 2: Dude you'll never believe this! You're on speakerphone!
Person 1: GODDAMN FUCK SHIT! *click*
2005-09-02 [+] (-189) [-]
[11:32] Howie: also basements are overrated
[11:32] Jason W.: what ever!
[11:32] Jason W.: basements are the haxor
[11:32] Howie: what
[11:32] Howie: lol
[11:32] Howie: rofl
[11:32] Howie: roflol
[11:33] Jason W.: I don't know...
[11:33] Howie: you dont know what words mean, do you ?
[11:33] Jason W.: yes I Albequrque
2005-08-31 [+] (-191) [-]
[16:51] Howie: who is that guy
[16:59] Jason W.: I think it was [CENSORED]
[16:59] Jason W.: president of [COMPANY]
[17:02] Howie: i didnt vote for him
[17:02] Jason W.: you FOOL!
[17:02] Jason W.: he is the PRESIDENT!
[17:03] Jason W.: you don't vote for him
[17:03] Howie: so hes a member of the bush family ?
[17:03] Jason W.: is he currently drunk?
[17:03] Howie: no, then he'd be a kennedy
2005-08-30 [+] (-127) [-]
[15:37] Jason W.: boobs are overrated...give me a good listener anytime
[15:37] Howie: ...
[15:38] Howie: the crystal light has infected your brain with womanly brainwaves
[15:38] Jason W.: I like to cuttle
[15:38] Jason W.: cuddle?
[15:38] Howie: I AM A MAN, I DONT KNOW HOW TO DO IT LET ALONE SPELL IT
2005-08-15 [+] (-166) [-]
[15:30] Jason W.: Sorry....flashbacks of going with my mom to "work" late a night so she could "dance" for "friends"
[15:30] Jason W.: I mean...that was your mom
[15:30] Jason W.: dang
[15:30] Jason W.: stupid joke
[15:30] Howie: because your mom was a "whore" and liked "cock" in her "anus"
[15:31] Jason W.: but who doesn't
[15:31] Howie: the 12 year old in my trunk.
2005-08-12 [+] (-313) [-]
Howie: So I've been thinking of going hybrid.
Jeff: Dating a latina?
2005-08-12 [+] (-248) [-]
Jeff: So how are things in spic valley?
Howie: About the same as they are there in northern Mexico.
2005-07-13 [+] (-134) [-]
[09:19] Howie: oh i forgot to tell you
[09:19] Howie: i was reading that Spring book in the apache junction laundromat
[09:19] Howie: and some guy came up to me and said
[09:19] Howie: "you like spring? i like winter."
[09:19] Howie: i didnt know wtf to say
[09:19] Chris M.: no way
[09:19] Chris M.: sounds like you coulda had a date!
[09:20] Howie: and that's where this conversation ends.
2005-07-13 [+] (-156) [-]
[15:30] Jason W.: I also heard tha tthere are ALOT of people that once lived in FL moving to SC because they are sick of the hurricanes and stufff
[15:30] Howie: yeah but that means housing in florida is cheap :)
[15:32] Jason W.: one would think ;) except there are always suckers willing to move to FL
[15:32] Howie: mexicans here, cubans there... the only diff is the humidity
[15:32] Jason W.: which I HATE!
[15:32] Jason W.: I could stand SC for a couple weeks a year because of good golf and the ocean...but I could never live there.
[15:33] Howie: ... because of the cubans ?
[15:33] Jason W.: humidity
[15:33] Howie: caused by the cubans
[15:33] Jason W.: they sweat alot?
[15:33] Howie: florida was great until elian gonzales stepped in
[15:33] Howie: now its crazy humid with a hurricane every other day
2005-07-13 [+] (-145) [-]
[11:05] Jason W.: pesto...what are you, twelve?
[11:05] Howie: only when talking to older men on the internets
[11:06] Jason W.: ah yes...I love to play that game too...
[11:07] Jason W.: me? I am a 15 year old girl who is upset with her parents and wants to run away/desperate for male attentino
[11:07] Jason W.: it is suprisingly popular
[11:07] Howie: thats how i got all my computers!
[11:08] Jason W.: that is how I got my wife!
[11:08] Howie: loller
2005-04-26 [+] (-96) [-]
Mike: That goth dude didn't work out.
Howie: sorry to hear that. there are more fish in the sea, blah blah blah.
Mike: Are fish gay? Can they be gay?
Howie: i'm drawing a blank.
Mike: Well anyway, for him being such a big vampire person, he really didn't suck too good.
Howie: ok, see, i dont need to know about this.
Mike: LOL
Howie: i still cant believe you fucked [HOT GIRL IN SCHOOL] and you turned out loving the cock
Mike: Would it make you feel any better if I said she had a stank pussy?
Howie: no, gay men saying some chick has "stank pussy" doesnt mean much
Mike: Her sister, too.
Howie: ...
Howie: just so you know, i've always hated you
2005-04-20 [+] (-69) [-]
(talking about Mike finding some guy on a gay goth site)
(01:45:31) Howie: so you're going to chaparone? or are they coming back to your place?
(01:45:52) JeffY: The only person fucking ass in my place will be me. He's aware of this rule.
(01:46:03) JeffY: Wait that sounds wrong
2005-04-15 [+] (-197) [-]
(01:14:44) Howie: http://leatheroaks.org/Pages/WaderTwo.html
(01:17:40) David K.: howabout TWFW
(01:17:48) Howie: wot
(01:17:51) David K.: too wierd for work
(01:17:56) Howie: TSFW
(01:18:00) Howie: Too Sexy For Work
(01:18:03) David K.: lol
2005-04-12 [+] (-85) [-]
(23:30:14) Ryan: quit jerking off faggot
(23:30:23) Howie: OMG HOW CAN YOU SEE ME
2005-03-25 [+] (-169) [-]
(11:10:07) Howie: http://pr0n.toodarkpark.net/not.porn.from.nick/hugedex/www.babesofbabylon.com/bidaily/deletethis/keira_knightley03@the_hole-vas.jpg
(11:10:16) Howie: kiera knightly boobies
(11:10:54) Shawn Wall: are you serious
(11:11:05) Shawn Wall: ok i need to prepare myself to see this
(11:11:10) Shawn Wall: take a few deep breaths
(11:11:13) Howie: dont whip it out
(11:11:17) Howie: please dear god dont whip it out
(11:11:21) Shawn Wall: its out
(11:11:25) Howie: i quit.
(11:11:29) Shawn Wall: lol
2005-02-14 [+] (-125) [-]
(12:31:06) Shawn Sanford not Wall: f'n 80 bucks for perfume
(12:31:27) Howie: $19 for anal lube
(12:31:30) Howie: thats the better deal imho
(12:31:33) Shawn Sanford not Wall: for 80 bucks
(12:31:36) Shawn Sanford not Wall: she better bring the lube
(12:31:39) Howie: for 80 bucks
(12:31:42) Howie: you better get anal
2005-02-03 [+] (-120) [-]
(03:05:06) Nick V. aka Pinkboya: how is it only 3pm
(03:05:09) Nick V. aka Pinkboya: ugh
(03:05:18) Howie: i dont know
(03:07:15) Howie: im telling you update our local time server so that its 4.50pm nobody will notice
(03:07:38) Nick V. aka Pinkboya: ha
(03:07:51) Nick V. aka Pinkboya: that reminds me of something i did in HS
(03:07:59) Howie: that reminds you of mansex ?
(03:08:03) Nick V. aka Pinkboya: me and this kid were in detention after school
(03:08:21) Howie: i dont like where this story is going
2005-01-13 [+] (-48) [-]
(03:11:21) Gabe: we'd probably get off for groundhog day before mlk day
(03:11:30) Gabe: are we off
(03:11:35) Gabe: ?
(03:11:36) Howie: HAHAHAHAHAH
(03:11:38) Howie: NO WE'RE NOT OFF
(03:11:40) Howie: WE'RE WHITE
2005-01-13 [+] (-152) [-]
(11:26:25) Nick Villa: howie has a date
(11:26:27) Nick Villa: hahaha
(11:26:37) Howie: yeah, with a lesbian trucker.
(11:26:52) Nick Villa: she is going to tie you up and take you across the canadian border
(11:27:01) Nick Villa: in the back of her semi
(11:27:11) Howie: thinking about that gives me a semi