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Hilarious (sometimes) AIM Conversations
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2008-10-29 [+] (-52) [-]
Alex [11:41 AM]: Well, you heard GM is now asking help from Toyota, right?
Howie [11:41 AM]: lol
Howie [11:41 AM]: and mercedes is going to buy engines from BMW
Howie [11:41 AM]: soon we'll have cats and dogs living together in harmony
2008-10-07 [+] (-97) [-]
Doug [4:18 PM]: i told you to keep a secret man
Doug [4:18 PM]: wtf
Howie [4:19 PM]: i havent told anyone that you like men
Doug [4:19 PM]: i was talking about the xray vision thing
Howie [4:19 PM]: orite
2008-10-07 [+] (-91) [-]
Brian: I can see the headlines tomorrow
Brian: McCain: "My opponent is too old to serve as president"
Howie: "My opponent has a crazy woman as his running mate!"
Brian: "Wait, where am I?"
Brian: LOL
2008-10-01 [+] (-139) [-]
Howie: what was the conversation earlier about solaris and linux ?
Brian: stupid is what it was. someone suggested that the fix to our problem was that we needed to migrate from solaris to linux
Howie: sarah palin works here !?
Brian: lol
2008-09-22 [+] (-156) [-]
Howie: oh god
Howie: [CENSORED] is saying "they're just not looking for null! I figured it out!"
Howie: his existence proves that there is no god.
2008-09-19 [+] (-150) [-]
Howie: Did you hear that the Google Phone is coming out?
Pankaj: I heard there's a new Microsoft phone coming out.
Howie: Yeah, but it gives you AIDS.
Pankaj: Dude... where are you putting your phones?!
2008-09-11 [+] (-132) [-]
Jen: Shey, what are you going to do with your girlfriend at the dance?
Shey (who is 11): DUH, DANCE!!!
Kael (who is 8): nu-uh you're going to kiss her!...and kissing leads to marriage and marriage leads to death!!!!!
2008-08-29 [+] (-142) [-]
Howie: I know we have an 18-55mm lens for the DSLR. I think it shipped with it.
Alicia: No, we don't.
Howie: I'm pretty sure we do.
Alicia: NO, WE DON'T.
...
Alicia: OK, so I mixed them up. We have an 18-55mm lens.
Howie: What?
Alicia: I mixed them up.
Howie: ... which would make me?
Alicia: An asshole.
Howie: ...
Alicia: You asked.
Howie: Why can't you ever say I'm right?
Alicia: Because often you're not.
2008-08-27 [+] (-141) [-]
(I had been telling my new nephew-in-law to put his napkin on his lap for a day)
Kael (who is 8): I'm going to put my napkin on my lap before Uncle Wie tells me to!
2008-08-27 [+] (-112) [-]
Da Leesh: Kael, quit being obnoxious.
Kael (who is 8): I don't even know what... oss..nock..shus... means.
2008-05-29 [+] (-164) [-]
Alicia: Can I quit my job?
Howie: yes
Alicia: Then what will I do?
Howie: Not work!
Alicia: I know! I can be a domestic goddess!
Alicia: Or I can write a book... Memoirs of Alicia...
Howie: ???
Alicia: You know, like Memoirs of A Geisha...
2008-05-19 [+] (-87) [-]
Russ: My BlackBerry does everything an iPhone can.
Howie: Can you watch porn on it?
Russ: Well, ok, besides that.
Alex: Does the iPhone come with a splash guard?
Russ: I'd need a bigger screen...
Howie: Gives a whole new meaning to 'streaming', doesn't it?
2008-05-19 [+] (-126) [-]
(same meeting)
Dinesh: Can the student at the Mexico campus move to another campus?
Howie: Yes, but only illegally.
Russ: And only to Southern California.
2008-05-19 [+] (-149) [-]
(in a meeting)
Russ: So the Mexican campus has 8 credits.
Team as a whole: wow.
Howie: Aye Carumba!
Brian: Well, 8 credits in metric...
2008-04-07 [+] (-161) [-]
Howie the only problem is aerodynamics on kubica's car.
Dave McG: what?
Howie bmw's engines are strong and their cars are balanced, but kubica has some aero problems
Dave McG: how do you know this?
Howie well, have you seen kubica's forehead? it's MASSIVE. that slows him down a good deal, which is why he will never win.
Dave McG: ...
Howie look... *http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Robert_Kubica1.jpg*
Howie look at that noggin and tell me there's no aerodynamic problems with his car.
2008-03-14 [+] (-217) [-]
Ravi says (3:18 PM): by the time you save for ferrari... you can't afford gas anymore
Howie says (3:18 PM): we'll see
Ravi says (3:20 PM): elect republican and see
Howie says (3:20 PM): or elect clinton
Ravi says (3:21 PM): I think she will be wallowing in self pity for 4 years
Howie says (3:21 PM): or passing anti-adultery laws
2008-02-25 [+] (-171) [-]
Kelly: So... what are you?
Alicia: He's an atheist and I'm an agnostic.
Kelly: So what does that mean?
Alicia: He doesn't believe in god, and I don't know that I don't believe in god, but I like to point out that he's wrong.
Kelly: I guess that's what I am.
Alicia: You're a Howie-antagonist too?
Kelly: Err, I can be!
2008-02-20 [+] (-113) [-]
Howie says (1:12 PM): i'd like to go to .au and .nz eventually
Howie says (1:12 PM): lol wtf
Howie says (1:12 PM): i refer to countries by their tld
Adam says (1:12 PM): faggort
2008-01-31 [+] (-106) [-]
(my mother sends out an email saying Da Leesh and I are living in the Grand Canyon)
Mom: How can I be so dumb?!
Howie: I ask myself the same question every day.